Steptoe's Sermon

"And lo the Dear Leader ascended the platform and spoke to the faithful assembled around him. Like those who have gone before "him", his speech was praised with the new religions hymn Oh Jeremy Corbyn. "

Unlike the attendees of Labour's Conference which alienated me yesterday, there was nothing special or even new in Corbyn's address to the party faithful. Lots of bribery. Green jobs and free child-care joined the £500 bonus promised by his deputy John McDonnell.

Corbyn will lead the workers to the "promised land", which of course will be purged of unbelievers and those pesky Jews Zionists. Palestine will be recognised and Labour would "work for peace", which will be interesting to see as Corbyn has only ever talked to one side so how will he approach a nation that all his life he's been helping to destroy.

One can only hope the government has sorted out the border problem with Eire before Corbyn ever gets his hands on the reins of power. He'll solve it all-right by handing over Northern Ireland for the benefit of his special friends in the IRA Sinn Fein who he's kowtowed to all his miserable life.

With Business leaders and employers pointing out the flaws in his and McDonnell's "5 Year Plan it seems clear that Corbyn is looking to the Venezuelan model of socialism in which case wheelbarrow manufacturers will become rich as these will be needed to carry currency for a loaf of bread....

Wild speculation? Perhaps, but one thing is certain the economy will collapse under Labour.

Then there's defence. Old Steptoe says he will "have to consult" before using our nuclear option. Fuck knows how this idiot will cope in crisis. Just surrender?

The thought of this party taking power is a frightening prospect.

And I can't help thinking of that Beer Garden....