Zionists stole my shoe and other such nonsense

Never a dull day when it comes to the deluded rantings of Imams and other Muslim activists. Recently we've been told by Saudi clerics that the Earth doesn't revolve around the Sun, it is forbidden to make snowmen under Islamic law after a rare snowfall in Saudi Arabia...and swallowing semen is Haram. Personally I just think these people make it up as they go along to try and control the minds of whoever is stupid enough to take them seriously.

Then there is complete and utter paranoid lunacy.

Lost a shoe?

Yes that right, the Zionists are responsible. Mossad have entered your premises and taken a shoe to wind you up.

So says Asghar Bukari, founding member of Muslim Public Affairs Committee:



Laugh, nearly fell off me chair!

What is it with these people. Do they live in an alternate reality to the rest of us or are they simply deranged attention seekers. Personally I think the latter though they are the best adverts for apostasy and atheism I can think of.

Rather than worry about Mossad or any other Jewish conspiratorial theory I think he needs to call...



Who you gonna call? John Rees? George Galloway?